normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It's just like the Real World with babies
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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