doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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