We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
