porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Quick, to the slutcave!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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