ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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