Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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