ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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