If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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