i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
nutella sex= disaster
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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