Where did you get a picture of my penis
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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