At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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