We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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