So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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