what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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