More tranny stories later!
I wish my penis had an off switch
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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