I want to walk on stilts...naked
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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