Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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