what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
