do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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