Me too!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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