It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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