Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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