The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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