I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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