big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
