Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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