Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
