margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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