So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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