Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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