Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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