i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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