Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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