Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Randomize
