I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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