So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
