is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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