what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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