Me. At least after what I've been through.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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