chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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