She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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