I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I will pee on everything he values.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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