We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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