i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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