She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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