Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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