ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
how drunk are you?
Several
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
