i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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