I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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