The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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