everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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