Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
