I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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