"it" just moved
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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