butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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